RehabWatch Day 20: The Intervention Needs An Intervention
Posted on February 6th, 2007 by Ellen
Yesterday we wrote her a letter, and Lindsay Lohan went out anyway. Today, we write a new letter:
Dear Mike Tyson,
We hear you’re also a guest at Wonderland, otherwise known as Lindsay Lohan’s Unlocked Jail. And apparently, unlike that girl, you are a model rehab patient. Good for you!
Would you mind sitting in front of Lindsay’s door the next time she comes back and keeping her in her room till her “I Know Who Killed Me” handlers show up? She can send her assistant out the next time she claims she needs a coffee, or a Gucci bag. Check the assistant’s bags though, so she doesn’t end up with coffeetinis or a hot store clerk to go along with that bag.
Really appreciate it. Oh, and good luck kicking the coke.
Love,
Us
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ya really, this is so old now..you should stop puttin her on the site. shes makin rehab a laughing stock. shes a mess.. i wish she’d just go away…far far away!!!