Monday Morning Britney
Posted on January 29th, 2007 by EllenDoing a little grocery shopping…


Doing a little grocery shopping…



Wax Simon Cowell says, “I don’t mean to be rude, but… here are this pathetic week’s most popular posts:”
Did Jennifer Get A Nose Job? I still think it’s worth asking…
Jake Gyllenhaal in “GQ” Sigh…
No Oscar Noms For Beyonce, “Dreamgirls” Misses Best Picture Warning: contains armpit!
Kate Moss, Good Samaritan
What Did YOU Do On Friday, Miss Britney? I still stand by her hair in that picture.
Jessica Alba Gives Those Puppies Some Love As you probably guessed, I don’t have a dog…
Oh, yeah, and I’m new here.

Nicole Kidman was hurt yesterday on the set of her new movie “The Invasion” (a remake of the classic “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”) when a Jaguar she was riding in skidded and hit a pole going 45 miles per hour. Seven other people were also injured, according to Reuters, who were extras playing zombies who had latched onto the car. When are we going to learn? Zombies are hazardous!
Luckily, it sounds like neither Nicole nor the other, un-named-in-the-news crew members were seriously injured. Nicole costars with Bond hottie Daniel Craig and Jeremy Northam in this scientific thriller, due this summer.


Say it ain’t so! Pam Anderson went on a date with perma-single George Clooney a few weeks ago and now they’ve been quietly seeing each other. George, you know you’re just her rebound guy after Kid Rock. Don’t be fooled by her cartoonish looks! Here’s George at the Golden Globes and Pam signing her sex tape with Tommy Lee… another reason why Pam and George (Cloonderson? Anderney?) should probably keep it casual.


Aussie hottie Guy Pearce (the amnesiac in “Memento”) at the premiere of “Factory Girl.” In the movie he has a wig on (I think) to play Andy Warhol — this look is better!

On the tenth day of rehab Lindsay Lohan gave to me… well, not her appendix, at any rate. Apparently the star was so nervous that someone would try to steal her removed appendix that she took it home and put it in her freezer. In case you were wondering what an appendix looks like, here is a drawing [SFW, but you may not want to look!] And now she’s thinking about auctioning it off for charity, although heaven knows who would buy it.
Of course this assumes there was an appendix to steal in the first place… Anyway, Lindsay, hurry up and get better so you can start making some real news.
[Source]