Bubbly at Noon: Sixty Percent Motherly

Girls’ night out! Scarlett Johansson and Selma Blair partied it up in Vegas this weekend. [TMZ]

Sasha Baron Cohen carries his own luggage. Unlike in “Borat,” it probably didn’t include any chickens. [Hollyscoop]

Will Courtney Love make an appearance on “American Idol”? Oh please please let it be true. [Bricks & Stones]

This week’s Star claims Brangelina got secretly married over the weekend for Angelina’s dying mum. Or as Shakespeare would say, “The funeral baked meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage table.” You see now why there were no tabloids in Elizabethan England. [popbytes]

Hot momma to be alert: “My Name Is Earl”‘s Jaime Pressly at the SAG Awards. [The Skinny Website]