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Rehabwatch: Lohan Survives First Week In Wonderland
Hey Lindsay Lohan! You’ve been in rehab for a whole week! That’s more than three times as long as Britney Spears’ first marriage. It must be driving you nuts!
Sorry you weren’t allowed to go to the premiere of your new movie, “Chapter 27,” at Sundance. Jared Leto probably drinks a lot, though, and I guess the producers thought you might start up another game of Drunk Chess like you two used to play on set together. Those were the days, yeah? At this point I bet you would take any excuse to get out — even the Razzies. At least you got to go to the hospital to get a “check up” on that “surgery” you had a few weeks ago. It “just isn’t healing,” is it? And we’re sure you’ll be out in time to go to London on location with Keira Knightley.
If you’re really lucky, maybe Spears will take Fed-Ex‘s advice and join you in rehab! Then you guys can giggle all night while playing Beery Beery on the Shelf! I don’t actually think she has whatever you have, though, so don’t count on it.
[Sources: DerekHail.com, X17, Bodogbeat, Daily Record, Styleosity]
THEIR IS NO WAY IN HELL SHE’S GONNA STAY SOBER GOING TO THIS TREATMENT FACILITY….IT PAMPERS TO RICH SPOILED BRATS AND ENABLES THEM LIKE NO OTHER….I DATED A GIRL WHO WAS VERY RICH(DADDY’S MONEY)…SHE HAD BEEN IN REHAB AFTER REHAB,ENDED UP @ CIRQUE LODGE IN UTAH,(THE SAME ONE THE OLSEN TWIN WAS IN)…THEY CATERED TO HER VERY NEED EXCEPT DRUGS….WELL AFTER DADDY SPENDING 30,000.00 A MONTH FOR 6 MONTHS,SHE WAS RIGHT BACK OUT THE NEXT DAY DOING WHAT SHE DID BEST….WHAT A FCKIN WASTE!….RICH SPOLIED ENABLED LITTLE BRATS WILL NEVER LEARN….THEY WON’T LOSE EVERYTHING..WON’T END UP LIVING OUT OF THEIR CAR,HOBOING IN TARGET BATHROOMS,SCROUNGING FOR MONEY,ECT….THEIR IS NO HOPE!…SHE NEEDS TO GO AWAY FOR 6 MONTHS TO A YEAR IN A LOCK DOWN FACILITY….NO PHONES,BLACK BERRY’S,ECT….YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR YOUR SOBRIETY…NOT BUY IT…DUMB b*tch!
i agree with u, i think that it cant be bought, it has to be earned. it must be nice to have money and have not 1 care. lets to to rehab fer fun guys!!