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Did Jennifer Get A Nose Job?

Published on January 24, 2007 at 2:31 PM

US Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston spent last Saturday getting her nose redone by the same doctor who did Ashlee Simpson last year. Allegedly, she had a nose job right before “Friends” but hated it so much she waited 12 years to fix it again. (Maybe they couldn’t write that into the sitcom?)

I’m of two minds about this one. Sure, if you’re an actor and you basically get jobs based on your appearance, the temptation of plastic surgery must be enormous. And if it truly has been bothering her for 12 years, well, better late than never. My to-do list’s pretty long, too.

On the other hand, I don’t think it’s Jen’s nose that’s been holding her back… more like her acting limitations. And if it bothered her all that time, she might have gotten it fixed, you know, before everyone learned to know and love her original nose. Also, if she’s doing it to get Brad Pitt back she’s even dumber than I thought. Jen, if you’re out there, this will not work. He will not leave Angelina, no matter how Barbie you make yourself!

Obvs there are no pictures yet of the Brave New Schnoz, but these two near-profile pictures should give you an idea of Jen’s Nose 1.5. It may be useful to know that Jen is half-Greek (her dad’s original last name was the marquee-unfriendly Anastassakis) and that, apparently is the heritage of said nose. Or so I’m told.


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