Celebrity News
This Is Your Captain Speaking
So some of you have noticed that there’s a new editor in town. Elliot asked me to introduce myself, and what better time than at the start of a new week?
I’m Ellen, I’m a freelance raconteuse, and I live in New York City. I grew up in the mighty Midwest and retain, somewhere, the idea that maybe everyone has some good inside. (I know, exactly what a celebrity commentator doesn’t need!) I speak fluent Spanish and lived in Madrid for a while, hence the Penelope Cruz post. My current pop culture obsessions include “The Office,” OK Go and whatever Paris Hilton does to make herself relevant. In past Web incarnations I liveblogged the Grammy Awards and declared my intention to get over Jake Gyllenhaal — not that it’s working, mind you.
But hey, you didn’t come here to learn about me, so let’s get back to the snark!
Welcome aboard Ellen!
Welcome! you made me laugh already, you’ll do fine!!
im not sure if i am goin to welcome you or not. i dont like the way the site has been changing. i’ve been commin here for ages, and im being turned…. make the posts intersting to us.
Hi Ellen and a heartly welcome!
I love your posts so far…and I’m sure you’ll do great!
Momma be trippin’! Ellen be bringin’ da funk!
You lived in Madrid?? World is a small place!
I read you from Barcelona… Your posts fill me in about what’s going on and out in that crazy big country of yours. I love it! I was going to spend this Christmas in L.A. but my boyfriend’s passport was expired and he realised that the day before travelling. How F is that?! Love is blind… haha Contact me if you need anything from Spain. Bye!
ellen, u suck so bad!!!! u put in these huge blogs… y dont u be the 1st to comment instead?? no one want to read what you think. u suck at this, u dont know your info, gettin names wrong, and just funkin up pictures……….why is everything “bubbly” r u on drugs? do u have a drinkin problem??? maybe u should comment! u have a lotta haters out there
OK. I have never written a comment here but I feel the need to because you people are ridiculous! Why do you have to bash on Ellen? This is a gossip website and people are taking this way too seriously. GET A LIFE JANIE….and learn how to write a correct sentence!