Hot Momma Gossip

Apparently Nicole Richie is still allowed behind the wheel! OK, we know, one DUI doesn’t take you off the road, but you’d think she’d just hire a driver to prevent people like me from mocking her.

Clint Eastwood, it is TOO LATE for plastic surgery. [CityRag]
Christina Aguilera will sing for money. [Hollyscoop]
Will Smith dresses like my little brother on junket in Japan. [Rosie DeMario]
A new Kevin Federline in ‘07? Can’t we just return the existing model? [MollyGood]
Jennifer Aniston’s new tetons, like you never wanted to see them. [PopBytes]
Sunrise, sunset: Gawker’s managing editor bids adieu. [Gawker]