Bubbly At Noon: Things You Never Knew Existed

Apparently Nicole Richie is still allowed behind the wheel! OK, we know, one DUI doesn’t take you off the road, but you’d think she’d just hire a driver to prevent people like me from mocking her.

Clint Eastwood, it is TOO LATE for plastic surgery. [CityRag]
Christina Aguilera will sing for money. [Hollyscoop]
Will Smith dresses like my little brother on junket in Japan. [Rosie DeMario]
A new Kevin Federline in ’07? Can’t we just return the existing model? [MollyGood]
Jennifer Aniston‘s new tetons, like you never wanted to see them. [PopBytes]
Sunrise, sunset: Gawker’s managing editor bids adieu. [Gawker]