ScarJo To Do Porn (Biopic)

According to TheBosh, Scarlett Johansson is in talks to star in the movie adaptation of Jenna Jameson’s quasi-autobiography How To Make Love Like A Porn Star. That’s right, Johansson would be playing a porn star. Granted, Esquire‘s Sexiest Woman Alive has never shied away from sexy scenes in movies, but (to our knowledge) has never gone completely nude onscreen — in fact, she had wanted to do a scene topless in “The Island” but was prevented by director Michael Bay. Still, there are more ways of playing a porn star than just stripping down, and we’re sure that if you take this role, ScarJo, you will be the hottest, cleanest, most intelligent porn star ever.