What do you mean there’s no sex tape?!

Yep, believe it or not, there is no sex tape according to TMZ. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will be coming together one more time to tell the public that no such sex tape ever existed! They plan to squash the false stories and endless headlines that have flooded every celebrity gossip medium over the past weeks, including this one. Sorry, I guess not all gossip is true after all? Bummers.

Attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan issued this statement,

“There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else.”

Gosh, I can’t believe we’re so darn gullible! Oh well, at least it was fun while it lasted. = )