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Lindsay Lohan trades in her fake Kaballah bracelet for another fake accessory…

Published on November 3, 2006 at 2:51 AM

Kaballah bracelets are soo 2005! The hottest trend in celebutard accesories these days is the AA chip. Yes..AA as in Alcoholics Anonymous. Lindsay Lohan was spotted wearing a red 90 days chip around her bra strap. (Which if you ask me is a great place to display your sobriety chip..that way next time your wasted and getting to second base with some guy he’ll have something to flick your nipples with…brilliant!)

Despite the tone of this post..Alcoholics Anonymous is a serious and amazing program for recovering alcoholics. If you or someone you know has a drinking problem please call Mel Gibson…because I’m sure he could tell you when the next meeting is, sweet-tits!

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