Ashlee & Jessica Simpson: They will Survive!
Posted on October 27th, 2006 by Chrystie
Ashlee & Jessica Simpson are on the cover of Ok! Magazine lamenting about the tough year they’ve endured. Break-Ups, plastic surgery, and new albums…BooHoo!
The only good thing that came out of that article was my inspiration to re-write a verse from Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive” song.
Hit it girls!
“First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept staring at my crooked nose in the mirror from the side
But I spent so many nights in Ken Paves hair salon
I went blonde I learned how to put a wig on
and so we’re back from surgery
I got my nose done
and sucked the fat out from my knee
I should have plumped my tiny lips
I should have whitened up my teeth
If I had known for just one second
you’d be gossipin ’bout me”
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I love the song! I’m so glad you are still on here
I love the song, I’m so glad you are still on here
so, they had a tough year?
Their fault, they did it to themselves…
LOVE YOUR SONG!!!
OMG HotMomma, your song is a hit!!! LMAO!!!
the song was rude and uncalled for…how stupid can you be! don’t worry I am not a fan of either of them.
Loved the song!!! Thanks, it was hysterical!
Lol Love the song Chrystie!
Hotmomma…..that song is hilarious! you’re so creative.
OMG!! I love the song! You are too funny!!!!
Thanks for my morning laugh!
LMneedtohavesomefatsuckedoutofmyHineyO!!!!
I smell a hit broadway musical…
weren’t they on some magazine last years saying the same thing?? Seventeen maybe?
I’M SOOOO SICK OF THE SIMPSONS. PLEASE STOP POSTING THEM ON YOUR SITE. In exchange, I would love to see more of Nick Lachey!!!!! Jessica Simpson is a hypocrite. Her star is FALLING.
only a post this funny could have been done by YOU hotmomma!! glad you are still posting every once in a while!!
Thank you Hotmomma for that song. It was so funny. This will make my day. Please keep it coming.
I love your posts!! This song is way too funny.
thanks for the laugh! That song was HAAAAAAAALarious!
does anyone else feel the wind change from all the sucking up going on in here???
OMG I laughed soo hard I had tears rolling down my face! Thanks for the smiles Chrystie! Your song brightened my day.
Uhh…Regnig, I think the “sucking up” is just people showing their appreication for Chrystie, who if you don’t know, founded HotMommaGossip.
omg, chrystie… i LOOOOOOVE it! that is so funny. watch that get stuck in my head all day. scary part is - they still play that song here in germany like it’s still 1978. lmao! i’ll be hearing that song from a different light everytime they play it.
They both look terrible in that pic.
Why is it that people think we are sucking up when we are commenting on the laugh we got..It doesn’t matter to me who in the HECK wrote it…In fact I didn’t even know who wrote it I enjoyed the laugh and the parody off of the song…Get a life “regnig”….
great loved it!