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Get ready for more classic Jessica quotes. In the latest Jane magazine, Jessica announces that she is now her own publicist.
“It’s been very emotional. But I am my own publicist right now. I’ve called all the heads of the tabloids. I don’t want anyone else to speak for me now.”
Among the many bad decisions she’s made lately, I have a feeling this will either be the worst or best move she’ll make. Either she’ll be ridiculed into obscurity and dismissed… or she’ll get so much publicity from it that it’ll actually help. What do you think?
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Source: Thanks to our friends at Hollyscoop
Train wreck waiting to happen.
I hope it’ll be the former: ridiculed to obscurity.
Somebody please give her a one way ticket to the moon!
them are some hunking earrings…
Sooooo much make-up! It’s like, caked on there!
she looks baaaad
she’s her own publicist not make up artist. so blame them, not her
Doesn’t matter she will always SUCK!!!!
Goooooooooood lord! Think Nick will feel sorry for the girl and step in?! Ha! We can all wish. She is headed down the path of our cherish and beloved asswipes, Lohan and Hilton.
is that really jessica?
i mean there’s no flesh showing off…
she just needs to go away like paris
Poor ,poor Jessica,I don’t feel a bit sorry for her,hey she’s the one who dumped Nick,who cares if shes lonly or had a bad year,she did this to her self,I don’t believe she’ll ever find a man who loved her like Nick.