Hilary Duff & Joel Madden are in the dangerzone…

So here’s the story..my boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend, a.ka. Joel Madden and his girlfriend (a.ka. horsemouth The Duffster) have a stalker..and are scared for their lives. According to TMZ.com,

“Duff and Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden claim that a 19-year-old Russian emigre came to the United States “for the sole purpose of meeting and becoming romantically involved with Ms. Duff.”

Pretty scary huh? The report goes on to say that the man has “admitted to being obsessed with her, has stated his intention of ‘removing’ his ‘enemies’ (i.e., those who prevent him from being with her), has stated his intention of purchasing a weapon, and has threatened to kill himself and to engage in dramatic actions to get her attention.”

Killing yourself to get the attention of someone you are in love with is a great way to score…especially if they are into necrophilia! Go Stalker! Great game plan!
Haha! Just jokes y’all!

Picture of the sexy stalker after the cut….