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Hooker Chic? or Hooker Chick?

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Just a week after announcing a ‘break’ from her latest fling, Harry Morton, Linday Lohan sports a “Team Harry” baseball cap.

You know somewhere in Hollywood, Harry is wearing a Team Firecrotch t-shirt and high-fiving Brandon Davis.

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Mischa Barton can go from looking glam & classic to mis-matched and hobo-ish. What’s with the split personality? And then it dawned on me..she dresses like crap because that kind of look gives off the “I know I look like ish…but I have enough inner confidence to wear it.”

It’s perfectly brilliant.

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Meet Lorenzo Borghese, ABC’s newest BACHELOR.
For the next 8 weeks you can watch him wine & dine 25 desperate lovely ladies in Rome, Italy.

Actually don’t watch…let me save you some time…I’ll tell you what happens.

• He meets 25 ladies…eliminates the ugly ones, crazy ones, and desperate ones.
• He will hook up with a minimum of 4 women and by hook-up I mean at least second base.
• LHe will pick 4 finalists and impress their families with his tales of royalty.
• The girls will swoon and swear to their families that he is their ideal mate.

• Eventually, he will narrow it down to two. (At this point, if you are actually watching you will have a strong favorite to win)
• At the final rose ceremony he will give one of the girls a ‘promise ring’. (P.S. The one he chooses is never the one you want him to be with)
• They’ll do the talk show circuit and break up within 3 months.

• It’s inevitable and predictable, yet ABC continues to air the same ish season after season…Ugh!

Introducing Kung Fu Baby

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• People Magazine: The Pressure to be Thin [PopBytes]
• Jessica Simpson is depressed [Bricks&Stones]
• Anna Nicole got married? [HollyScoop]
• Paris may be sluttier than we thought? [DerekHail]
• Who’s got more hair? Matthew McConaughey or his dog? [ImNotObsessed]
• Janet Jackson in King Magazine [ICYDK]
• Amanda Peet getting married this weekend? [SMART]

Avert your eyes, ladies and gentlemen. Britney Spears is taking charge of her own publicity. The pop-tart turned mother-of-two broke up with her longtime flack Leslie Sloan Zelnick just after Labor Day, vowing she could handle the PR duties related to the birth of her second son, Sutton, on her own. (Her music rep, Sonia Muckle, is still on retainer.)

Expect more classic TV moments such as Spears’s interview with Matt Lauer last June, when the Today host arrived to find Kevin Federline’s disheveled wife alone at her Malibu mansion in runny makeup and fake eyelashes. Of course, Sloan Zelnick may be relieved. “If Britney were my client, I would fire her,” says a rival flack. “Why work with someone who clearly doesn’t want to listen?”

At least Britney’s first move since the split was a smart one. According to multiple sources, Spears negotiated an enviably lucrative deal for the exclusive rights to the first photos of Sutton. Although OK! magazine made a strong bid that one source says was close to $2 million (another source involved in the talks pegged it at far less), Spears turned OK! down in favor of a deal with People, who also snapped her first kid, Sean Preston, and her wedding to Federline. “That was smart,” says an insider. “OK! is famous for not paying people on time.”

Source: RadarOnline