Have you seen the newest Bachelor?
Posted on September 28th, 2006 by Hot Momma
Meet Lorenzo Borghese, ABC’s newest BACHELOR.
For the next 8 weeks you can watch him wine & dine 25 desperate lovely ladies in Rome, Italy.
Actually don’t watch…let me save you some time…I’ll tell you what happens.
- He meets 25 ladies…eliminates the ugly ones, crazy ones, and desperate ones.
- He will hook up with a minimum of 4 women and by hook-up I mean at least second base.
- LHe will pick 4 finalists and impress their families with his tales of royalty.
- The girls will swoon and swear to their families that he is their ideal mate.
- Eventually, he will narrow it down to two. (At this point, if you are actually watching you will have a strong favorite to win)
- At the final rose ceremony he will give one of the girls a ‘promise ring’. (P.S. The one he chooses is never the one you want him to be with)
- They’ll do the talk show circuit and break up within 3 months.
- It’s inevitable and predictable, yet ABC continues to air the same ish season after season…Ugh!
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people, actually, watch that crap? oy-oy-oy!
He’s hot. Any royalty to boot. However, I could never take a man seriously when he makes a living selling dog cosmetics.
You are SO right, Hot Momma!! LMAO!!
I can not understand why this show is on TV. Isn’t this just a higher classed version of Flavor of Love? I am embarassed to be a woman when I see what lengths some will go to for the whole romance thing with some dorky guy, who obviously has major problems cause, hey…he’s on a tv show.
the program sucks! a bunch of desperate hoes seeking the attention from a overzealous,unattractive total bore!
Best part of the show is to see “the lengths” these women will go to get a man.