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Have you seen the newest Bachelor?

Posted on September 28th, 2006 by Hot Momma

Have you seen the newest Bachelor?
Meet Lorenzo Borghese, ABC’s newest BACHELOR.
For the next 8 weeks you can watch him wine & dine 25 desperate lovely ladies in Rome, Italy.

Actually don’t watch…let me save you some time…I’ll tell you what happens.

  • He meets 25 ladies…eliminates the ugly ones, crazy ones, and desperate ones.
  • He will hook up with a minimum of 4 women and by hook-up I mean at least second base.
  • LHe will pick 4 finalists and impress their families with his tales of royalty.
  • The girls will swoon and swear to their families that he is their ideal mate.

  • Eventually, he will narrow it down to two. (At this point, if you are actually watching you will have a strong favorite to win)
  • At the final rose ceremony he will give one of the girls a ‘promise ring’. (P.S. The one he chooses is never the one you want him to be with)
  • They’ll do the talk show circuit and break up within 3 months.

  • It’s inevitable and predictable, yet ABC continues to air the same ish season after season…Ugh!


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    6 Comments »

    Comment by Anonymous
    2006-09-28 23:27:00

    people, actually, watch that crap? oy-oy-oy!

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    2006-09-29 03:30:00

    He’s hot. Any royalty to boot. However, I could never take a man seriously when he makes a living selling dog cosmetics.

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    2006-09-29 04:02:00

    You are SO right, Hot Momma!! LMAO!!

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    2006-09-29 13:13:00

    I can not understand why this show is on TV. Isn’t this just a higher classed version of Flavor of Love? I am embarassed to be a woman when I see what lengths some will go to for the whole romance thing with some dorky guy, who obviously has major problems cause, hey…he’s on a tv show.

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    2006-09-30 12:50:00

    the program sucks! a bunch of desperate hoes seeking the attention from a overzealous,unattractive total bore!

     
    Comment by Anonymous
    2006-10-01 13:11:00

    Best part of the show is to see “the lengths” these women will go to get a man.

     
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