Anna Nicole & Howard: NOT MARRIED
Posted on September 28th, 2006 by Hot Momma
Early reports claimed that Anna Nicole and her lawyer, Howard Stern had gotten married in the Bahamas yesterday morning. However, the reports were not entirely true. While it is true that Anna & Howard had a ‘committment ceremony’ it was NOT a wedding and no marriage certificate was issued. The couple released a press release informing the public of their NON wedding ceremony. Here’s the jist of their statement,
Anna Nicole and Howard “escaped their house” at three o’clock this morning, according to their press release, “and boarded a boat to quietly sail the ocean around Nassau … on a clandestine sail to recapture simple pleasures — fresh salt air on the face, a sunrise on the ocean, and wind in their hair. And then a good thing happened: during the sail, Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern made a commitment before God to be there for one another, to be each other’s strength during this difficult time.
I don’t know… but for some reason when I read about their ‘clandestine sail’, all I can think of is that commercial where the couple is out on the boat and the boat starts to sink..so the girl whips out a tampon to plug up the hole. Romantic!
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I know I’m an idiot and a softie, but I like these two together. All during that lame show you could tell Howie was in love w/ whacky Anna. Maybe (BIG MAYBE) his normallacy will help her not go over the deep end?? I know, I know, I’m pathetic!
It made me think of those genital herpes commercials where they’re on a tropical island having a good time.
anon 1:59 - I must be pathetic, too…because I feel the same. Best of luck to them.
She deserves whatever happiness she can find right now!
Exactly what I was going to say 1:59. When you watched the show it was obvious how deovted he was to her..