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Jessica Simpson may have lost her voice, but she can still command a roller rink.
Last night at the Roxy Roller Disco — still in business after 7,000 years — Simpson twirled in every direction, raising her leg and posing sexily for photographer Kevin Mazur.
It was a public affair to launch her Sony album, “A Public Affair,” sponsored by Yahoo! (The video for the dreadful title track is set in … a roller disco!)
Jessica, meantime, couldn’t get her sister Ashlee Simpson to appear skate-side. The reason, I’m told, is that she’s about to star in the London production of “Chicago.” (It’s unclear whether this is a new, all lip-synched version of the Kander-Ebb musical.)
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Poo on the outfit man – yuck! Is the first single that bad?? I am out of the music loop and haven’t heard it yet.
those pics really just says it all, “i’m a dumb-a$$”
those pics really just says it all, “i’m a dumb-a$$”
She looks like she is gaining a bit of weight. Look at her legs now compared to when she was in Dukes. Not that gaining weight isa bad thing for her, she was looking a little sickly. Now she is looking a little chubby in the thighs.
she looks bad. poor thing she has not 1 picture to make nick think twice. that dress is fug.
Aww, too bad the first picture is forever…
Funny how she loses her voice the same week her album comes out…
It’s too bad she didn’t lose her voice for good.
I think she looks stunning in the second picture and like a hoochie in the third!
since she lost her voice and had to cancel alot of her appearances, it’s quite “convenient” that it leaked that she’s dating john mayer.
No, she really did lose her voice, she appeared on “TRL” on Tuesday and she could barely talk, i actually felt bad for her because she lost alot of promotion for her album by not performing. It looks like she’s wearing alot of eye makeup lately which she shouldn’t, i noticed she looks better when she wears less makeup.
i know she really did lose her voice, i meant that she still managed to get extra publicity over her relationship. also, did anyone see at her release party when her dad starting talking to the press about ashlee doing “chicago”? i thought that was really tacky of him to do that at Jess’ release party.
i know she really did lose her voice, i meant that she still managed to get extra publicity over her relationship. also, did anyone see at her release party when her dad starting talking to the press about ashlee doing “chicago”? i thought that was really tacky of him to do that at Jess’ release party.
she should fire her make up artist- she looks like she just crawled out of a grave.
On a first though her lack of voice didn’t change all… a singer never needed a voice to lipsync, and the world of music will profit from her muteness, leaving a life-sized mute Barbie-doll ready for marriage with the first rich man aviable.
On a second thought, I really hope she gets well soon. I’ve just havin’ the dreadful image of a voiceless Jessie silently parading in skintight dresses signing with wide broad senseless gestures apt to show her manicure, collagene-perfected pouts and sad teary-filled doe eyes how her muteness turned her into a “better” person, and signing tons of “Rember Jessie”‘s CD, along with appareances in all major talk shows to relaunch “The All New Mute Jessie: less talky, more facey, more boobies”, an entire hour filled with wacky pretty cartoonish faces, funny charades and sponsorized banners filled with Simpsonisms to show, along with invites to the “Simpson Sign Language Gala”, televised on MTV with final kisses to the camera and “ILY” sign, a long, touchful, mute monologue “translated” by Ashlee, along with the showing of the first copy of “Jessica the Mute Singer: The real story”, followed by a film, a TV series and a reality on her mute everyday life as a poor discriminated young woman ’cause being mute she could no more be able to ask the cashier guy to pick the Prada purse from the higher shelf, or as a rich spoiled charade winner.
This will ensure that laryngectomy would be a mandatory fashion experience for all the “wannabe idol”, giving “Dumb Blonde” a new meaning.