Heather & David: LockQueer Reunites…
Posted on August 21st, 2006 by Hot Momma
Heather Locklear and her “he’s not my boyfriend” boyfriend, David Spade frolicked on the beach this weekened.
I totally understand Heather’s situation. She’s like the super pretty popular girl in school and she’s totally embarassed that she’s dating the drama geek..so she just denies it to everybody. Meanwhile she’s banging him in the school’s lighting room…and having the best sex of her life…it’s freaking brilliant!
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do they also play flag football, or is that aunt flo evidence?
and why does she keep condoms in the back of her pants for everyone to see?
btw, the look like used condoms - 3 of them
i think they are about equal in the looks, height, dorkiness department. way better than katie and tom cruise.
Ewww…gross. From their body language, it looks like Heather likes him more than he likes her which is sad because she’s way out of his league.