Cut off Jean Shorts are NEVER a good look…
Posted on July 24th, 2006 by Hot Momma



Dear Mariah,
Jessica Simpson Daisy Duke called and said to give her back her shorts…last time you stretched them out beyond repair. And she sure didn’t appreciate the sweat stains left in the crotch.
Thanks! HotMomma
Photos:CelebWorld
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what happened to all the supposed weight she lost? And she should really think about wearing some color on her lips.
What is wrong with her face? Her skin doesn’t look right.
Uh Whoria Scary, I mean Mariah Carey, is so gross! I honestly think she was a man at one point in time. She makes my skin crawl!
she is so nasty
is she incapable of wearing clothes that fit her?? No one wants to she all her fat - and wearing clothes that are two sizes too small make her look bigger than she is
She is screaming for a makeover!! Someone needs to photoshop what she should be wearing and email it to her.
I like her hair curly. However the morsel diet seems to have backfired. This woman needs to be dragged into reality…she is not a size 2 and should stop trying to squeeze into clothes that are way way way too small. Oh and a bag over her head might improve the face.