Caption Me: Paris Hilton…
Posted on July 24th, 2006 by Hot MommaIt’s been a while since we’ve had a Caption Me Contest..so let’s make this good! Winner will be announced Wednesday Night!
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Bless me father for I have sinned!!
Oh shit, my crotch is on fire.
Boobs….where???
Ooh, shit! I dropped my cig down my dress and now it’s been sucked into my black hole!
I can’t stop looking at my Vag
Paris Hilton finally hears her crying vagina calling out for help.
All the above posts are freaking awesome - thanks for the laugh…what a great way to get my day started! Thanks!
As soon as I get Brandon back on the smack I’m gonna make him totally rip Firecrotch a new one. No one calls me a ‘fart in a mitten’ and gets away with it. Who does she think she is?
All this swallowing is beginning to hurt my throat!
Paris buys a voodoo necklace from JLo while pondering about whom to use it on first, Nicole or Lindsey?
oh my god - my puss has rotten and fallen off - now no one will love me.
Damn, I think I have pubic hair stuck in my throat!
Oh… I’m exercising my neck for tonight’s ups’ and down’s.
HOLY SHIT I JUST NOTICED I HAVE NO ASS AND NO TITS.I’M FUCKED.
Damn! Did I remember to bring my vagina or not?
I wonder if I should get some boobs…
I hate it when I swallow and it goes down the wrong pipe…..
***COUGHS*** PUBIC HAIR BALL AGAIN!!!***COUGHS***…
Next time I’m NOT deep throuting it.
is that where the smell is coming from?
OMG!!! I JUST SWALLOWED!!!….and this time it was not white and creamy!
Is it just me or does this dress make me look like a human condom?
Did I forget to wear underwear again?
I have that ‘not so fresh’ feeling again…
something stinks. is there something crawling from my vag up my boobs? omg! are those my boobs? pathetic!
Damn it! I thought my nipples would be showing by now!
Where’s that smell coming from?
OH crap. I think the herpes is crawling up my torso!
What the hell is he still doing there??? I thought he pulled out in the car!!!
Damn! Brandon was right,my crotch is on fire. That’s not hot!
Eric…
I Googled for something completely different, but found your page…and have to say thanks. nice read….