Hot Momma Gossip

Shh… she’s legal

Shhh…she swallows!

I won’t tell if you don’t

“Shhh….don’t tell her how old I am!”

Shhh…tell her Die Hard is a new release!!

“shh… don’t tell Demi that I’m dating a younger woman……….. oh wait, she married a younger man…..

Nevermind!”

“Would you haters please shut up! I have almost convinced her to do the Surreal Life 7. I don’t need a crowd full of c-blocks!”

“Please don’t frighten Avril. I’m afraid she’ll go all punk rock on me and kick me in my shins”

Shh…be very very quiet….I’m hunting for young tail.

Bruce: “Shhhh, I farted…”

Avril: Ehh someone change the creepy old mans Depends please…

Shhh..If Demi can do it so Can I!!!
What…I am talking about shaving my head you freaking perverts!!!

…and she’s not a ‘real’ blonde either, if ya know what i mean

SH. Don’t disturb the Albino.

be vewy vewy quiet. i’m hunting wocker chicks.

shhhh… dont tell her Im standing next to her.

To quote my good pal Billy Bob Thorton, we f**ked in the limo on the way over here. Shh….don’t tell Deryck.

Ha,ha, Blue, that one cracked me up!

“Avril be quiet, just because i slept with Lindsay, doesn’t mean that i’ll sleep with you”

Ssh, she thinks I am that guy from american idol…

my finger smells like canadian bacon.