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“Kev I don’t think it’s suppose to have red pussy bumps all over it!”

“EWE………Who Farted?”

“i hate tight things. that’s why i don’t like to fasten my son’s car seat belt restraints.”

Eew! That’s what my feet are going to look like with fungus?!

you mean this necklace is brass and not real gold, omg, get it off me!

“Kevin, can you please loosen this chain you’ve got on me?”

Britney listening to Kevin’s new album.

ewww…. so that is how you change a diaper………

wait, wait, wait. . . those are really Ashlee’s legs?

ohhhh…. that is what I look like now that I have married him…….

that is what Kevin looks like - you don’t say?!

“Eww.. What’s that smell? Is it me?!?!”

Oh my god…am I really that ugly?! Damn…since marrying K-Fag my looks have really disappeared!

“Mirror, Mirror, on the wall…..”

“Y’all like my new necklace? My momma put it on me and now every time I get near kevin’s penis, It shocks me like I’ve been struck by lightning. It hurts y’all!”

“Oh! So that’s how the straps on his seat are supposed to work…”

“Toxic”

OK, I’ll have one more mojito for the road. Sean P is waiting in the car.

“High-ball and Chain”

I guess everything smells when your pregnant……even Barney’s.

After reading articles on her new “escapade” with SPF…”Did I do thaaaaaat?”

Oh my GOD, I gotta go Pooh!

OMG K-FED I NEVER SEEN YOU NAKKED IN THE LIGHT BEFORE AND IT SHOULDNT LOOK LIKE THAT!!!!!

The car seat is supposed to go backwards?

“I smell like a foot, y’all” Buuuuuurp.

You mean I’m really married to that loser???

When I drink sumpthin real cold, my throat gets all numb right thar, y’all.

OMG..some of these are so funny! I’m going to post my top 3 tomorrow!

Eeewww, what’s a fire-crotch? Is Lindsay Lohan going to be ok???

I came in late on this one and can’t think of anything to top Robin’s, “When I drink sumpthin real cold, my throat gets all numb right thar, y’all.”

That cracked me up!

“Are you SURE this is Boone’s Farm??”

“Eeewww, do I really look like that?”

“I knew they called him KFED but I didn’t know they called me WELL FED!”

“I know the fatter I get and this ring just won’t come off!! Damn ya’ll!”

Yuck…you expect me to wear that! I mean it’s classy!

You expect me to wear shoes!!!???

“Does this really cost more than Kevin’s CD cost me?”

Eww are you serious…if they dont cut me open the baby is gonna have to come out of where???? But Kevin says that is my no-no spot yah-all!!!

Aw, Baby, don’t ya wanna lose the button up shirt, throw on a wife beater, side ways hat and some baggy pants. Ya know I like ya sleazy

This drink has a little Whang in it!