Britney’s son drinks Pimp Juice…
Posted on May 17th, 2006 by Hot Momma


SPF is soo pimp…How pimp is he?
- He’s so pimp he don’t need a cane..cuz his momma carries him everywhere.
- He’s so pimp he’s got hos in all the area codes
- He’s so pimp he’s already grabbin at boobies
- He’s so pimp he puts a dash of Courvoisier in his apple juice
- And lastly…he’s so pimp he can ride front facing and improperly restrained in a convertible vehicle and get away with it.
Damn if feels good to be a gangsta.
Photos:BritneyBoards & BritneyRes
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I know she is preggo but she is looking very big! Bigger than the last time but then again she never lost all the weight..what a mess she will be in once this baby is born - poor girl.
I was thinking it will be hilarious if someone forced her into a natural birth with nothing..no help…no special room…no servant quaters right off of her room..no chef…oh sweet hell that would be great!
awww. come on now, it is just a baby and he can’t help being their kid.
I just wish she would quit treating SPF like a toy!!! She should of stuck with the puppies.
He’s very cute. My nephew is a chunk like that. I just wish we could see a pic of SPF with some sort of facial expression. He’s never smiling or laughing. Poor thing.
sometimes a skull fracture does that to you, 5:38.
hes never smiling or laughing because he has cameras in his face non stop. poor thing. geez now we’re picking on the poor baby, you people are amazing!
He is so cute! I have noticed though that we see him with a hat on alot(and they do look cute on him) but when we see pictures of him in the sun when he needs a hat he does not have on on.
I think he is just adorable, good thing he doesn’t look a thing like daddy! And Britney does look good in the pictures, what’s up with that?
He is such a cutie! Poor Britney looks like she’s wearing a fat suit in the first two pictures…hopefully she can control her weight a little better this time.
LOL Anon 6:43! I was thinking the same thing!
i mean, would u laugh or smile if there were 100 screaming photogs in your face with bright ass flashes?? i’m surprised he hasn’t been caught crying in any photos with all that comotion..
He is so cute. I am amazed at how much some of you pic everything a part. I mean, last week, you were all complaining, because she was never holding him. Now she is holding him in several pics, and you have found other stuff to pick on her about.
SPF is a gorgeous baby!
he is just a baby…he does not say “cheeeezzz” on cue anon 5:38! give me a break!
I sure feel all peachy keen now that I see people picking on a poor baby now.
Shame on you.
Seriously, I think he’s rather well behaved and good for having cameras in his face every time he is out with his mom.
At least he’s not screaming, but oh wait, that’s right you will say it’s the fall that is causing that.
Wasn’t that story that the high chair broke, and the nanny was with him at that time?
So why are you talking shit about Britney?
Heaven forbid she’s not around her a son for a moment and that happened.
Leave the poor kid alone, he didn’t ask to have a famous mother.
oh he is so cute and chubby! I just think he’s adorable. My kids NEVER smile for the camera, if they see one, they automatically look sad, I don’t get it. He’s not looking sad or neglected or anything, just cute, don’t pick on babies, it’s not good karma. As for Brit, how great should she look pregnant??? Ease up! I bet she gets back in shape and will be just as hot after her second baby is born. I’m glad she’s a healthy pregnancy weight, she’d do more harm dieting throughout her pregnancy to stay thin for the likes of us