And the Mystic Tan Award goes to…
Posted on May 8th, 2006 by Hot MommaJessica Simpson..who apparently walked into a Mystic Tan nuclear bomb. Someone forgot to tell her to cover her hair and dress…oh well!



Jessica makes an appearance at the NCLR Alma Awards
Photos: SuperiorPics
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yikes, she needs to fire whoever came up with that pronto. no one who likes her would agree to any of it.
that dress makes her boobs look awful.
Yikes! I do not like the hair color at all..what in the hell is going on with her? Since leaving Nick she has continued the downward spiral of yuckiness…EWW!
turns out the hair is a wig…that she will be selling through her new line of fake hair. not a good promo jess, the hair should not match the droopy-boob shirt and skin tone.
she looks horrible..
Why the hell was Jessica at the Alma awards?! It’s for Latin American performers. Jessica’s just a white girl. Her hair looks like a bad perm.
Actually the Mystic Tan should not have colored her hair that reddish tan color. It looks like a bad job of hair coloring too me.