Lindsay Lohan & Jessica Simpson: Catfight!
Posted on April 12th, 2006 by Hot Momma
Remember that scene in Mean Girls where Lindsay Lohan is imagining the high school cafeteria to be full of humans acting like wild animals? Well..that exact scene almost became a reality for real at the Dime Nightclub over the weekend. Supposedly, Lindsay Lohan sent a round of drinks to Jessica Simpson and Brett Ratner’s table and neither party bothered to thank her. Before you know it Lindsay Lohan was at the table screaming,
“‘What’s the matter? When your sister is around, you can talk s–t about me, but now that Ashlee’s not here, what are you going to do? C’mon! I’m 19 and you’re 25. Say something, you coward!’ ”
Ooh..I can see the canine teeth and the claws out now! Who’d win in a fight? I’m picking Lindsay..she’s more scrappy! Jessica would be scared to get her extensions pulled our or something…
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UPDATE:Thanks to Perez Hilton (damn him!) we have more juicy details about the night! Here’s what the Cuban Gossip Queen reveals on his site:
- Lindsay Lohan & Brett Ratner are DATING!
- Lindsay called out to Jessica as she entered the nightclub..yet Jessica ignored Lindsay and sat down with Brett Ratner
- Lindsay goes over to their table and Jessica is quickly pulled out of the scene by her hairdresser/siamese-twin Ken Paves.
- Lindsay’s friend goes over to Ken to see what the deal is..Ken calls him an asshole!
- Lindz heads back to her table to avoid the drama. Half expecting her new boyfriend to follow her cue…he doesn’t..she gets pissed.
- One by one, Lindz’ friends go over the Ratner’s table and try to get him to go back to Lohan’s table…he finally does..but not before Jessica Simpson’s OTHER friend calls Lindz a BITCH!
- Lindsay hears the name calling and gets ready to throw down..but her new boytoy, Ratner holds her back.
- How did it all end? Just like a Brady Bunch episode…Lindsay joined Jessica’s table and they all laughed about the situation
over a couple lines of blow.
How freaking anti-climatic is that!
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Wow, sounds very high school drama-ish. I mean why did Lindsay send over drinks if she doesn’t like Jessica?