Madonna explains Britney kiss to her daughter…

Madonna recently had a conversation with her daughter, Lourdes, about the infamous Britney kiss and it went a little something like this:

Lourdes: ‘Mom, you know they say that you are gay?’ Madonna:’Oh, do they? Why?’ Lourdes:’Because you kissed Britney Spears’ Madonna: ‘No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her.’

What Madonna should’ve said is “No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am queen of the fucking universe and that bitch is trying to outshine me. So I am kissing her to curse the rest of her f–king life.’

Which is totally true..because ever since that kiss..Britney went down hill…BIG TIME! Do you think Madonna is a witch? Could be!