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Jessica Simpson: A triple threat?
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 | Jessica Simpson has really proved herself in the music industry (Haha), the movie buisness (Hahahaha…that’s a good one)…and now she wants to prove that she is a threat in the literary world. The soon-to-be-divorced pop star plans on releasing a book of poetry (that she wrote!). Apparently, she |
She tells W Magazine,“It’s a piece of my heart I want to share with my fans.” I don’t know about you..but I do not want a piece of Jessica Simpson anything…except maybe a piece of her ex-husband! Haha! | |
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Ditto Hot Momma’s post!
) I would definitely LOOOVE to have a piece of Mr Lachey – was mad when they got married and knew it wasn’t going to work!! I knew I was right all along….
Can you say stolen? There’s no way she even knows how to pick up a pencil let alone write down her thoughts. And on top of that..do you really want to know what is going on in her head? Umm no!
Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot…
THAT’s what’s going on in her head. Can you imagine a whole book of it?
Geez, I don’t think it would be good.
Chicken of the Sea,
Oh what could you be?
I need to flee.
Nick thought I was dumb.
But I showed him.
Too bad no prenup.
My foot is numb.
Rhyming is so hard!
She can read and write?
Oh my!