Lindsay Lohan’s Diary Pages: READ NOW!
Posted on February 2nd, 2006 by Hot Momma
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Like I said yesterday, it was only a matter of time before the Lindz’ diary hit the net. Luckily for all of us, the owner of a Velvet Rope Whore knows the person who stole the pages. (It was the bartender!) Anyway..here are some of the highlights mentioned on his blog: |
- Lindsay had just taken a “©” [Lohan for “blow”?] and felt a little dizzy.
- She contemplates her needs and wants just like all of us pathetic slobs. Unlike us, she wonders whether or not she wants Jared Leto…
- There are issues with the former Jordan Catalano’s, um, member being a bit too large; sex is suffering.
- Lindsay likens the size conflict to the feeling of squeezing into tiny Jimmy Choos. [Ed: I swear to fucking God]
- She cites that she is sitting at the bar downing a Blood Mary at 4 PM in the Lower East Side.
- LiLo mentions she has a bad cough she can’t get rid of.
- Lindsay writes that she and her mother got tats that day: a heart on Lindsay’s hand and a star for mom’s wrist– apparently matching LiLo’s existing star tattoo. This is journalism, people.
- Her sister Lauren called somebody “Hitler”– this merits a swastika illustration in the margin.
- Lindsay recounts that she had a ball at the Kate Spade sale, and our little rich girl is still excited about sale prices. How adorable!
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That girl is so pathetic, I hope she fades in to obscurity someday soon (along with Paris Hilton). Ugh they are both so worthless!
lindsay is cute as an actress and a person, however i agree with paris hilton being worthless. i want to read the diary entries, not what they’re about.!