Hot Momma Gossip

Here are some hot, juicy details about the impending nuptials between out Lady Love, Angelina and her Prince, Brad Pitt. (Okay…that’s a bit of an exaggeration…but so is this list..probably)

Rumor has it: Brad has comissioned famed British Jeweler, Alberto Repssi to design a ‘very special jewel’. The Naked Chef, Jamie Oliver will cater the event. Guy Ritchie is going to be Brad’s Best Man The two are planning on getting hitched at their home in Malibu. The ceremony is said to incorporate Angelina’s Buddhist faith and Brad’s Baptist background.

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Just as the gossip surrounding the infamous Walk of Shame night begins to dissappear…Jessica Simpson is strategically thrust back into the spotlight.

The ex-Newlywed finds herself in the middle of a lawsuit with a woman claiming that Simpson stole her idea for the “Dessert” Line of Body Products. Mara Fox claims that she launched the “Love Potion” beauty line in 1989 and is alleging that Simpson and her business partners infringed upon her copyright by releasing the Desert Beauty Deliciously Kissable Love Potion.

P.S. I tried, taste, lathered that crap on my body just once…and once was enough to know that anyone who fesses up to ‘concocting’ such crap
‘ is an idiot.

First the dress..and now the dance moves…it’s all wrong…all freaking wrong! Go Home!

Photo: Smart

Seal, Heidi Klum, and baby Henry are out in public..how cute is that baby?

Be Prepared! (Yes, HotMomma stole that phrase from the Boy Scouts..but who cares..she also stole many of their viginities. Oh Snap!)

Be Prepared Y’all! Now that HotMomma is preggo…the site is about to become ‘baby-i-fied’. There will be lots of gushing over babies and talking about their mommas. Hope you can hang!

Photos: JJB