This is the Deal…

I’ve been MIA for the weekend:

• I’m still in Maine..they don’t even have internet access yet…Kidding
• I have a sinus cold soo bad that when I sneeze, I pee a little..Not kidding. AND for reasons I’m not willing to discuss at this time, I can’t take anything to help me out…ugh!
• I’ve been visiting my grandmother everyday since I got here and have decided that physician assisted suicide is really the only way to go and intend to start writing Dr. Jack Kevorkian in his jail cell.
• I’ve got Jerry Spring style drama going on in my family. I’ve been staying up at night practicing my ninja skills, so when it all goes down, I will be prepared.