It’s ironic that Courtney Love is out shopping at boutique shops like Nannette Lepore and Curve, when her house is being foreclosed on this very moment! But I guess there is something to be said about having a cute dress instead of a roof over your head…right?
Okay guys..let me tell you..it’s super cool being Kevin Federline’s friend on MySpace, I get to enjoy brilliant messages from K-Fed himself…like on a weekly basis. It’s like we’re really friends or something! (GAG!) Anyway..here’s the latest bulletin posted by Mr. “I’m no longer allowing nasty comments on my MySpace” Federline. Believe me, the fact that the hilarious funny and disparaging comments have all disappeared leads me to believe that K-Fed has hired someone to manage his MySpace account. He’s probably up in his room right now crying over the fact that so many people think he’s a joke. Either that or trying to come up with another non-word to title his second track. What the hell does Popozao mean anyway?
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Dating Stavros Niarchos has not been a good decision for Paris Hilton. First, he caused a rift between her and Mary-Kate Olsen, then he gives her crabs, and now one of his friends is suing her for supposedly talking ish about him. |
| Brian Quintara, a friend of Niarchos, has reportedly served Paris with a lawsuit alleging that she, “ruined his reputation and interfered with his business relationships”. Turns out the guy is just pi$$ed because he wasn’t famous enough to hang out with the superstar couple at Privilege Nightclub. |
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It reads: “This day I will marry my best friend, the one I laugh with, live for, love.” Which is just mushy schmusy for, “This day I will marry my crack head ex-wife, the one who did jail time, the one who tried to kill herself, and the one I trashed in my songs” How romantic, yo! |
I must admit…I am a huge fan of the gaucho fad. I call them my trendy sweatpants! But it looks like Charlize’s have taken on a life of their own.
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Whatcha drinkin’ son? If you be drinkin Pimp Juice..you betta whatchit..could be ‘hot’! Yep..that’s right yo! 3,000 cases of Nelly’s Pimp Juice were stolen by a mystery gang in the ‘lou (Saint Louis) last Thursday. The truck was on it’s way to make a delivery to the Caribbean when the entire truckload was jacked. |
| It’s not like this case will be hard to solve..I mean..just be on the look out for people looking extra pimpified..like this!
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This seems to be the question of the week..even my own mother wants to know…is she or isn’t she pregnant? Us Weekly is about to print a brand spanking new article (unlike the other 327,432 articles they’ve written about this supposed pregnancy) about the alleged pregnancy. They are saying she is definitely pregnant. And since they were hot on the Nick & Jessica Break-Up tip..I’m ready to believe them. According to the article, a ‘business associate’ of Ange’s is telling people that she is preggo. Another source close to Angelina reportedly let the secret slip in a drunken stupor. |
| My Verdict: Yes, she’s pregnant. Why else would Brad be adopting her children? It only makes sense that all of their children have the same daddy and the same last name. Here’s to Baby Brangelina! | |
