Where’s Jude?

Ever since Sienna gave that wanker, Jude Law, the boot..he’s been MIA. Although it is unlike me to try and track him down..I have. It only took a $3000 plane ticket, a 6 hour safari ride, and 2 translators. Jude Law and his ex-wife have escaped the London city lights and landed in Tanzania, Africa. What the hell they are doing there is beyond me.

All I know is that it is very rude to point, and in some cultures it can be seen as a direct threat. I guess Jude Law doesn’t know the customs, because he’s pointing in like..every picture..he better quit it before….

Oh No! Is that sword? A machete? Jude Law is D-e-a-d!