Nicole Richie signs another freakin’ book…

Nicole Richie does her 1,382,590th in store book signing appearance.

Earlier today, I brought you the news that Paris Hilton wanted to make ammends with our lovely little Miss Richie. I’ve given it a lot of thought and have come up with a list of good reasons why Nicole Richie should NOT be friends with Paris again:

• What will I do with my Kitson, “Team Richie” shirt?
• She’s much more respected without Paris
• Being enemies with Paris has been a great weight loss trick
• Paris would probably end up by sleeping with her new boyfriend
• With Paris, Nicole will only and always be the sidekick
• What the hell will the tabloid magazines have to talk about?