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Don’t hate Scarlett Johannson because she’s beautiful…

Published on December 9, 2005 at 8:43 PM

Hate her because you can rest a martini on her chest.

Hate her because she can hide snacks in her bra


Hate her because when she falls asleep she even has pillows for her chin.


Hate her because after children your boobs will never, ever (I meant it..NEVER) be that high again.

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