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Don’t hate Scarlett Johannson because she’s beautiful…

Posted on December 9th, 2005 by Hot Momma

Hate her because you can rest a martini on her chest.

Hate her because she can hide snacks in her bra


Hate her because when she falls asleep she even has pillows for her chin.


Hate her because after children your boobs will never, ever (I meant it..NEVER) be that high again.



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    Comment by emilie
    2005-12-10 16:17:00

    her dress has a lot to do with it too. :-D i saw her on jay leno last night, she was AMAZING.! so funny and mature. she’s beautiful i fell in love with her, i always thought she was boring.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    2005-12-11 09:18:00

    Okay, I’m all about showing off some good cleavage (if you’ve got it, flaunt it), but that’s just a little TOO much… don’tcha think?!?!?!?

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