Mischa Barton has a new gig…
Posted on December 8th, 2005 by Hot Momma


Mischa Barton schleps her boobs shoes. Why does she insist on holding those Keds so close to her boobs?? I mean really..those puppies are just lookiing to bust out! Scroll down quick before we have a wardrobe malfunction.

Oops..looks like we had one anyway! Thanks Heather!
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Have they always been that big? I thought she was one of those ones who made flat chests cute and popular…
I don’t remember them being that big either!
I hope they are fake or else I’m going to be mad because skinny people aren’t supposed to have boobies. It’s not fair!
a. she’s not cute, nor popular.
b. they’re not fake, they’re squished. ugly girls that throw up their meals have no other choice but to do that to create a ‘chest’-like mirage.
3. you, too, can be like mischa if you buy a low cut top that’s too small.