Celebrity News

TomKat: Your Fired..

Published on November 7, 2005 at 9:47 PM
Tom Cruise must be a angry little troll. What with all the media speculation surrounding his marriage and impending pregnancy,
the late-night comedic jabs and the fact that ‘couch jumping’ has become synonymous with his name, I can see why he might start to go crazy. (“start to go crazy” being the joke). Anyway, we were all stunned today as we learned that Tom Cruise and his future wife FIRED Tom’s sister, Lee Ann Devette as their publicist. Lee Ann like Tom is a devout Scientologist and has represented Tom for years and just recently started to represent Katie as well. Tom has recruited the big dog, Pat Kingsley to defend his public outbursts and embarassing actions. Mr. Kingsley also represents, John Travolta (Scientologist), Victoria and David Beckham (Rumored to be Scientologists), & Sylvester Stallone (Can’t even spell Scientology). Do you see a theme here?

Article Recommendations

    Featured Comments