Hot Momma Gossip

Mandy Moore continues to be one of the most classy and morally astute woman in Hollywood…and she is so damn cute too! Here she is supporting her boyfriend, Zach Braff, at the Chicken Little movie premiere.

In case you hadn’t noticed…she’s gone back to brown hair!

Not the pipe! ( I hope you get that joke!) Anyway..Apparently Tom Cruise has set some guidelines for Katie’s Pregnancy..because he not only has control of her mind..but her body too! This article outlines the five rules:

1. NO Jogging: Katies will have to cut our her daily joggin routine because Tom is scared she will ‘jar’ the baby. (This is also the reason they will not be having sex until after the baby is born..wait..what am I saying…like they have ever had sex.)
2. Obey a Curfew: The Dawson’s Creek starlet is to be home in time to get a good nights rest. Apparently, she learned her lesson after returning home late from a shopping trip. Big Trouble!
3. Don’t Dress too SexyTom doesn’t want his baby momma to be dressing like that ho-bag Britney. She is to wear clothes ‘befitting of a pregnant woman’.
4. Don’t eat junk food:Okay..I take that back..she is allowed to eat ice cream..as long as it’s organic and approved by her nutrionist…yuck!
5. Silence is golden: The new momma will not be allowed to speak to her newborn for the first week of its life. According to Scientology, the baby enters the earth with his own agenda and shall not be distracted by the sound of his mother’s voice. Cuckoo…Cuckoo

I don’t know about you..but I always dreamed of growing up and marrying Tom Cruise..and I’m counting my lucky stars that it didn’t come true..how about you?

Bette Midler’s ‘Hula-ween’ Bash must have been a party for all of the, “Where are they now” or “Behind the Music” has beens. Check out the attendees:

Of course Bette Midler dressed up as a ‘Rose’…it was either that or ‘The wind beneath my wings’..

Ooh…great costume Mariah?

Martha Stewart and her date/parole officer? Whoever he is..he looks like a cross between Nicholas Cage and Boy George..who knows it could be both.

Randomness, John McEnroe & Tony Danza? Of course Tony will be talking about this party on his stupid talk show tomorrow morning…I can’t believe he hasn’t been cancelled yet..ugh!

I don’t get…where is Tom Cruise’s Halloween costume? Haha!

Every year I look forward to Regis & Kelly’s Halloween episode. (Yes I’m a stay at home mom..so I actually look forward to crap like that) I have to say that today’s show was awesome! They dressed up as MKO & Ashley, Brad & Angelina, & John Hurley & Kelly Monaco (Dancing with the stars), & Clay Aiken & Bo Bice. Kelly did MK perfectly.

Every year I look forward to Regis & Kelly’s Halloween episode. (Yes I’m a stay at home mom..so I actually look forward to crap like that) I have to say that today’s show was awesome! They dressed up as MKO & Ashley, Brad & Angelina, & John Hurley & Kelly Monaco (Dancing with the stars), & Clay Aiken & Bo Bice. Kelly did MK perfectly.