Tom lays down the law…
Posted on October 31st, 2005 by Hot Momma
Not the pipe! ( I hope you get that joke!) Anyway..Apparently Tom Cruise has set some guidelines for Katie’s Pregnancy..because he not only has control of her mind..but her body too! This article outlines the five rules:
- NO Jogging: Katies will have to cut our her daily joggin routine because Tom is scared she will ‘jar’ the baby. (This is also the reason they will not be having sex until after the baby is born..wait..what am I saying…like they have ever had sex.)
- Obey a Curfew: The Dawson’s Creek starlet is to be home in time to get a good nights rest. Apparently, she learned her lesson after returning home late from a shopping trip. Big Trouble!
- Don’t Dress too SexyTom doesn’t want his baby momma to be dressing like that ho-bag Britney. She is to wear clothes ‘befitting of a pregnant woman’.
- Don’t eat junk food:Okay..I take that back..she is allowed to eat ice cream..as long as it’s organic and approved by her nutrionist…yuck!
- Silence is golden: The new momma will not be allowed to speak to her newborn for the first week of its life. According to Scientology, the baby enters the earth with his own agenda and shall not be distracted by the sound of his mother’s voice. Cuckoo…Cuckoo
I don’t know about you..but I always dreamed of growing up and marrying Tom Cruise..and I’m counting my lucky stars that it didn’t come true..how about you?
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