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Something is a little fishy…

Published on October 10, 2005 at 6:41 AM

Wow! Katie Holmes just announced that she is pregnant a couple of days ago..but look at her belly! Mrs. Tom Cruise – to-be, claims to be only 3 months pregnant! Those of us who’ve been pregnant can tell you that her belly looks much further along that three months! I mean..come on…her belly button has already popped out…that doesn’t usually happen until the 6th or 7th month.

So here are my theories:

  • She is NOT pregnant and is wearing one of those fake pregnancy bellies
  • She is further along than she claims
  • The alien baby that they are having doesn’t need the full nine months to hatch and is trying to climb out of her belly button

Lemme know what you think!

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