Okay…I’m embarrassed to say…
Posted on September 16th, 2005 by Hot Momma |
Dear Hilary Duff…I’m sorry. I owe you a huge apology…Sorry about making fun of your teeth..and your knobby knees. The truth is…we are really a lot alike. I started to realize this when I saw you with your boyfriend Joel Madden…you see..I like Joel too. I love his tattoos and his eyeliner..I’m sure that drives you wild too. |
| Then I saw you walking your chihuahua..and my heart melts for chihuahuas..I used to have one named Elvis. All of that aside, Hilary..the reason I’m writing this letter is because of these pictures..YOU LOVE COFFEE TOO! I Love Coffee! I really think we should be friends..I hope you can forgive me for the teeth comments. Maybe we could get together..walk our dogs, grab a cup of coffee and have a threesome with your boyfriend…you know..if you want. Hit me up on my sidekick! Lata…HotMomma | |
Older (Possibly) Related Posts:
No comments yet.