What is a Trousersnake??

Justin Trousersnake wins the case!! Okay..you may be a bit confused…let me explain. Back in July, British tabloid, ‘News of the World’ ran an article entitled, “Trousersnake did dirty on Diaz”. The feature story claimed that Justin Trousersnake Timberlake had cheated on Cameron Diaz with Lucy Clarkson, a british model. Clarkson was quoted,

“I was impressed,” Clarkson recalled to the tab. “He’s bigger than average, and I was overwhelmed. But I didn’t really like kissing him, because his lips were too small.”

Justin accused the tabloid of fabricatin the entire story and sued the paper on libel charges…long story short…he won! So..I’m wondering..what part was false…the hooking up with Lucy part or the ‘bigger than average’ part?