Johnny Knoxville was reported to have gotten in a drunken brawl defending uber-model Kate Moss (whom just ended it will long term boyfriend and baby daddy, Peter Doherty). Looks like this Jackass is just showing some Dukes of Hazzard chivalry…y’all!
Johnny Knoxville was reported to have gotten in a drunken brawl defending uber-model Kate Moss (whom just ended it will long term boyfriend and baby daddy, Peter Doherty). Looks like this Jackass is just showing some Dukes of Hazzard chivalry…y’all!
Johnny Knoxville was reported to have gotten in a drunken brawl defending uber-model Kate Moss (whom just ended it will long term boyfriend and baby daddy, Peter Doherty). Looks like this Jackass is just showing some Dukes of Hazzard chivalry…y’all!
Johnny Knoxville was reported to have gotten in a drunken brawl defending uber-model Kate Moss (whom just ended it will long term boyfriend and baby daddy, Peter Doherty). Looks like this Jackass is just showing some Dukes of Hazzard chivalry…y’all!
ERIC the Firefighter went home last night!
And Maggie won Head of Household!
OOOhhh! The Plot thickens!
Here are several questions which I get asked on a regular basis. Just thought I would post them for your reading enjoyment. These are actual questions..I couldn’t make this stuff up!
Q. Who are you?
A. I’m your typical 28 year old stay at home mom former punk rocker (groupie)tattooed writer blocked mildly neurotic hilariously funny celebrity obsessed sorority girl.
Q. Are you an actress or a model?
A. Yes, so long as you count doing Ames Department Store Fashion Shows at the Knights of Columbus Hall and a student film. (Oh…I was wearing a retainer in the movie and I totally sounded retarded…so I don’t know if that counts)
Q. Wouldn’t you be embarassed if Hilary Duff ever saw your website?
A. Maybe. But not as embarassed as the time I went to Planned Parenthood because I thought I had contracted something..but it turned out what I was seeing was just my hymen..yeah..that was embarassing.
Q. Where do you find your insider secrets and pictures?
A. If I told you they wouldn’t be secrets anymore now would they?
Q. Why did you leave your job at the Modeling Agency..I thought you liked it.
A. It was a moral dilemma. It was either spend 40+ hours a week telling girls they were beautiful or spend 40+ hours a week telling my son how beautiful he was. It was actually an easy decision.
Q. I can’t believe you are a mom. You look so skinny. What is your secret?
A. I live on a diet of mediocre talent, fine wine and cheap shots. Oh you want a real answer? Breastfeeding, diet coke, and sharing my entire plate of food with my son. It keeps me slim.
Q. Have you ever checked out {INSERT CELEBRITY BLOG}?
A. Yes, I probably have. Truth is I used to check them all out. Now I try to stay away from them because I don’t want their site to influence what I write about on mine. KWIM?
Q. Cool tattoos! What do they all mean?
A. Nothing..absolutely nothing. More often than not, I just show up at the tattoo joint and let the artist do what he wants. I like the old school tradition sailor jerry style so I stick with that.
Q. What’s with the ‘boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend’ thing?
A. Um…it’s just a funny term I use to announce boys that I like, love, and think are cute..hence the boyfriend x3.
Apparently Vince Vaughn doesn’t understand us? Doesn’t get those who pick up In Touch and Us Weekly, you know…celebrity gossip hounds! MSN has Vince saying, “I don’t know who spends their time on `Oh my God, what happened today?’ His advice: “Go kiss someone and go get something to eat and take a nap, you’re going to be fine, kid.”
I’ve decided to take his advice and kiss Jude Law ( he’s single now), Eat with Lindsay & Nicole ( because they both need it) & take a nap (with my babyyy)
