Lindsey skipped out on the London premier of Herbie: Fully Loaded to comfort her mom during her divorce trial. When asked how Lindsay felt about her father, she said, “He doesn’t even deserve my respect” & “He didn’t do anything for my career except go out and not come home at night.”
Looks like we got Punk’d again…Ashton will be returning to That 70’s show for a 4 episode guest appearance. We knew he couldn’t stay away!
Star Magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson will be starring in her very own exercise video. The ‘Newlyweds’ star will also be schlepping her own line of treadmills later this year.
Here is Tara Reid partying in St. Tropez. This picture says a thousand words…Barf & Puke are the first two to come to mind. Enjoy!
In JT’s next movie, Black Soldier Moon, he will play a soldier who dates a nymphomanic, played by Christina Ricci. I’m sure Cameron will be hanging around the studio to keep an eye out on her man!
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a wonderful day in the neighborhood won’t be mine, won’t you be mine, won’t you be my neighbor?
Brangelina have apparently taken up residence in Pitt’s Malibu home.Making it a little to close for comfort for Jennifer Aniston who resides in the same community. Aniston is staying close to her home, for fear of running into the the ‘family’.
But I suppose a heated confrontation is inevitable. Here is how it might go down:
Aniston: Bitch
Jolie: I don’t know why you are so hostile, Jennifer. I did not steal your man away.
Aniston: Yeah well you are still a bitch and a home wrecker
Jolie: Oh Jennifer, maybe if you were’nt so fucking boring he’d have stayed with you. But you are dreadfully average, darling.
Aniston: (flustered and not good with confrontation…walks away)
Jolie than chases her down, stabs her from behind and drinks her blood, and then passionately makes love to Brad Pitt, causing Brangelinston spawn to spew out of her loins.
Or something like that. ciao cc
Paula’s days may be numbered as an American Idol Judge. Fox has recently hired an independent counsel to investigate the affair between Abdul and Corey Clark. You know the crack head looking guy who sounds like Michael Jackson and looks like the Spy v. Spy guys. Constantine Mouralis would’ve been a much more better mate for her alleged scandal.
Here is Jessica in the September issue of Seventeen Magazine… Sexy Momma watch your mouth
