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It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a wonderful day in the neighborhood won’t be mine, won’t you be mine, won’t you be my neighbor?

Brangelina have apparently taken up residence in Pitt’s Malibu home.Making it a little to close for comfort for Jennifer Aniston who resides in the same community. Aniston is staying close to her home, for fear of running into the the ‘family’.

But I suppose a heated confrontation is inevitable. Here is how it might go down:

Aniston: Bitch

Jolie: I don’t know why you are so hostile, Jennifer. I did not steal your man away.

Aniston: Yeah well you are still a bitch and a home wrecker

Jolie: Oh Jennifer, maybe if you were’nt so fucking boring he’d have stayed with you. But you are dreadfully average, darling.

Aniston: (flustered and not good with confrontation…walks away)

Jolie than chases her down, stabs her from behind and drinks her blood, and then passionately makes love to Brad Pitt, causing Brangelinston spawn to spew out of her loins.

Or something like that. ciao cc